MilesTailsProwler

Zach
Yep.

(Source: aisforarthur, via fake-mermaid)

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

(via fake-mermaid)

  • juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
  • romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?

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milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

(via blairbrujaproject)

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: 40ozbaka, via hotboyproblems)

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bewbin:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

u have no idea just how much i hate this post. this was a joke about gettign fucked up on pepsi then some charles Bukowski impersonator decides to write something more cliche than an anime protagonist using the power of freindship

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burgerwave:

you know that scene in ghostbusters where dana opens her fridge and it’s a portal to hell?

burgerwave:

you know that scene in ghostbusters where dana opens her fridge and it’s a portal to hell?

(via kraftcheese)

tokillarockingbird:

interior decorating

tokillarockingbird:

interior decorating

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metalphantomon:

please watch this unedited clip from the digimon movie

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penis-hilton:

tumblr bedtime stories

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lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

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